The only thing missing here is Mitt Romney’s boast on Paul Finebaum that he’s friends with owners of NFL teams. Trying to keep the South away from Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum, Romney’s said some … ahem … cheesy things. But bringing Jeff Foxworthy into the mix only teed this one up for some late night lampooning. If only Romney’s pandering insulted Southerners as much as Jon Stewart says he does.